Saturday, July 11, 2009

No Doubt Reunion Tour

So, No Doubt just swept across the midwest on their reunion tour and no doubt (pun not intended, well maybe it was) made millions, which is sad because they FUCKING SUCK! and no... I'm always going to get someone, some asshole, that says, "Yeah, I mean, they suck now but Trajic Kingdom was good. Their old stuff was good, but Gwen Stefani totally sold out. They were like totally good friends with Sublime and used to write all of this great ska/punk music in the nineties.." and my response to these people (most of my friends, sorry) is FFFUUUCCCKKK YOOUU! No Doubt was never good... Maybe they had a couple of catchy pre-Blink 182 pop punk hits that borderlined aggressive, but that trash was by no means good. It was simply not as bad as 10, 000 high-school girls screaming, "This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!" And to say that Gwen Stefani was ever cool is proposterous. The only way Gwen Stefani would ever be cool would be if she shaved her head on stage and carved a giant upside down cross on her chest with a piece of broken glass..... Now that shit would be bananas....... and I'm talking fucking amazing bananas. B-A-N-A aww fuck it.

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